When nothing goes right, go left.


Danielle. 20. NY. Environmental Studies and Anthropology major.
I'm a complex human being who likes the simple things in life.

Ask me stuff!
My dick will always belong to you.
— Scott Disick to Kourtney Kardashian (via dash-jenners)

Source: dash-jenners

scottthepilgrim:

it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair

Source: scottthepilgrim

urbancatfitters:

idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong

Source: urbancatfitters

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

Source: lowbutt

Source: jeffrawr

Italy’s Mount Etna volcano erupting perfect smoke rings.
Blaze it.

Source: sci-universe

naimabarcelona:

Emilio Pucci

naimabarcelona:

Emilio Pucci

Source: naimabarcelona

Source: smoke-til-my-eyes-bleed

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

Source: spenceromg

hoekage:

on a scale of 1 to uchiha clan how dead is your dash

Source: hoekage