When nothing goes right, go left.

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

(via fake-mermaid)

fake-mermaid:

fake-mermaid:

can we all take a moment to laugh at my mums status’ from 2009

poor mum

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sewphia:

10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying

(Source: whiscash, via fake-mermaid)

library-worms:

“DON’T LOOK AT ME I AM SODA.”

(via parad0xxy)

How to write an essay:

Step 1: Open Microsoft Word

Step 2: Cry

Step 3: Open Tumblr

peclro:

if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.

(via fake-mermaid)